Score: 9

"Before I start laughing too hard, I'll review"

submission: Ultimate Crab Battle

date: February 19, 2009

Great difficulty. Even on easy it was a slight challenge to not die once, good to know. Moving on to normal, it got fun, and a bit frenetic. The pace was just, "Oh shit, I can barely keep up, what the- FUCK! Slow down!" Hard? Insanity. Sheer and spectacular. I loved it.

Graphics: 10/10. I couldn't get the game to glitch or get choppy. Everything was pretty smooth, no teleport-across-the-screen-critters from whatever lag might occur with a few other memory intensive programs running.

Controls: 9/10. just the A key? Hrm.. it -would- have been nice to control the torpedos and rockets seperately from the underwater beam shooting firearm. >.> But I digress, it worked, and pretty well.

Story: 9/10. WHO NEEDS A STORY, WHEN THERE'S SHARKS WITH FRICKIN' LAZER BEAMS AND A GIGANTIC CRAB TO SLAUGHTER?! The opening and closing were pretty hilarious though, so I'll not say anything about needing any taunts from the king.

Sounds: 9/10. A few sounds were somewhat muted, worst ones being the electric shock from the cage, and the robot eel on top of the king crab's head.

Overall: 9/10. This is so close to perfection it's not worth messing with the minor details. You did very damn good.

Score: 10

"I dearly enjoyed this flash, as well as the music"

submission: Deep Sexy Space

date: June 2, 2008

Artistically, the style is very free-flowing and doesn't drag on as I've seen in other short flashes. Aside from the music, no sounds, and in a way that's a very good choice, considering how many other hackneyed flashes float around with the same overused and abused sounds.

I am fairly curious though, what made you think about creating this? I don't know the name of the song nor the artist, but all the same, very well done. 10/10 and 5/5.

Score: 10

"I think I just about nail it with this one word.."

submission: DevilSlayer

date: March 27, 2008

HAHAHAHAAAAHAAAABOONDOCKSWITHSWORDSAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA -chokes and dies-

Score: 10

"Whoa, now THAT was awesome"

submission: Powers

date: March 24, 2008

I like the fact that it's unfinished. Works in progress to me seem better than a finished work, because you haven't seen the end or the complete story, so without knowing the entirety of what's going on, you're not pissed off because of a bad ending, you just want to see what the rest is going to be like.

10/10, the motion and blur was good, and the music was nice. ^.^

Score: 10

"I have just one comment.."

submission: The StarCraft Reporter

date: December 9, 2007

SCREW YOUR 'INTOLERANT/RACIST' BS! The people that're calling THIS racist and intolerant are -exactly- that! If you can't take a damn joke, leave! What Wronchi added here was a good bit of HUMOR without DEROGATORY statements! It's a FLASH people. Take your flame to the clock crew where it's deserving, and if you want some real 'hate mongering' go talk to Jesse Jackson or the KKK.

/flame off!

On a side note, the animations blended in very well together, and the voices used were spectacular. The only thing that put me off slightly was the Ghost's voice was, to me, not very easy to understand. I had to rewind this a few times to get what he said. Overall, 10/10 due to the humor, the disposed violence, and the overall well done job you've done with this submission.

Score: 10

"Pretty blunt and jazzin'."

submission: Sunday School 13

date: August 2, 2007

I give it a 10. Mostly cause it pretty much explains xtians to a fault, and it was long enough to warrant my attention. Love it, keep it up!

Score: 10

"Wow. Now that was awesome"

submission: |~Hug Me To The Skies~|

date: August 2, 2007

I had no idea what in the hell that was going to be, but I felt kind of fuzzy and warm. And I'm positive it wasn't the gin & tonic I was sipping on either!

Beautiful little short you have there, and I must say it's going to be my #1 for a long, long time.

Score: 9

"Now that was a masterpiece."

submission: Mega Man: Home Movie

date: March 12, 2007

Once I stopped laughing I think I hit 5, but I can't be sure. If there was a Star button I'd have mashed it 'til my fingers bled! ^.^

Great style, great humor, though it wasn't what I expected considering the name and picture, however it was immensely enjoyable to the people watching it with me. All 8 of us give you 16 thumbs up!

And to the previous poster: those helmeted 'guys' are called bobbleheads, respectively of Mega Man and Zero.

Score: 10

"I think I just died.."

submission: One More Final Battle

date: February 11, 2007

I watched this and halfway through began laughing, it was shortly after that that I fell off my chair, hit my head, and started seeing stars. ... I STILL think I'm seeing stars.... FIVE!

Score: 10

"...DAMN."

submission: Naruto ANBU Spare Time

date: August 31, 2006

Kakashi singing...
Zabuza playing the guitar and falling over watching Kakashi choose a book over pretty girls (and probably Haku in there)...
Kisame in FEEDING FRENZY! mode..
And the girl who twists while dancing, probably one of the odd Anbu out there.

HAHAHAHAHA! Goddamn that was funny! The music cutting out made it even funnier, I think. *two thumbs up*